A dumbness measuring machine is demonstrated. Actually, more like a dumbness alarm. Say a dumb thing, and the alarm goes off. Like every time that Jerry opens his mouth. Air Date : 2nd-Aug-1977

Barth talks about his unusual day-to-day contract. Howard Palmer, a man in an iron lung, plays the piano. ""Talk to a Jew"" -- Morton Rose answers audience questions. (""When is Barbra Streisand's next movie coming out?"") Air Date : 4th-Jul-1977  Read More

Barth thanks the viewers for their support that got him renewed for another episode. Rocket to Stardom: Baby Irene sings ""I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded"". Barth talks to her about gun control. Happy talks about his nostrils. From Fernwood Commmunity College: Doctor Richard Osgood has proof that leisure suits cause cancer. (You see, they dress up the mice in tiny leisure suits... No, really!) Bury the Hatchet: Iris and Joseph Case want their son, a Catholic priest, to come back to them. Howard Palmer plays, while Baby Irene dances. Air Date : 5th-Jul-1977  Read More

Barth introduces his dad. The body language of April McTear -- contortionist. Lou Moffatt plugs Blendermatic, the Wonderblender. The owner of the Butterfly Deli, Susan Cloud (""...the body _requires_ burgers""). Barth's father Garth Sr. and his idiot dog perform, Air Date : 6th-Jul-1977  Read More

Hula hoopist Darius Washington. South Vietnamese gardener Mein Ko Thein (?) plugs his book: ""Yankee Doodle Gook"". The Other Side of the News:High School Principal Marshall O. Petty discusses corporal punishment by demonstrating it on Debbie Dunbar. Lastly, Garth Sr. and his dumb dog. Air Date : 7th-Jul-1977  Read More

Barth talks with Debbie Dunbar's mother. Since ""last weeks"" on-air spanking, Debbie has gotten several lucrative modeling jobs. Russ Tuttle, the Fernwood coroner talks about cut rate funeral alternatives; Mrs. Dunbar appears with both of her daughters, shamelessly plugging the phone number for her ""talent agency"". Jerry rambles on about families. Barth sings ""Feelings"" while Debbie does cheerleader stuff. Once again, Garth and Louie. Air Date : 8th-Jul-1977  Read More

Vernon Taylor (AKA ""Uncle Sam, Jr"") reads one of his poems, Candy Lee Hargrove talks about the Fernwood Fascinating Females League. Air Date : 11th-Jul-1977  Read More

Pet control center director Connie Bushman on Hearing Ear Dogs for the Deaf. Also: dancer Lisa Martin; Garth Gimble, Sr. and his dog. Air Date : 12th-Jul-1977  Read More

Air Date : 13th-Jul-1977  Read More

Ambassador-at-large Harold Mislap talks about his efforts to bring tourism to Fernwood, Dr. Richard Osgood presents his no-frills hospital plan. Air Date : 14th-Jul-1977  Read More

Daredevil Virgil Simms; Emanuel Kasinski on his latest findings on ethnic myths and prejudice. Air Date : 15th-Jul-1977  Read More

Grandmother Lillian Dunbar and presidential namesake James Earl Carter. Air Date : 18th-Jul-1977  Read More

Candy discusses gynacology and the need for female gynacologists. Bart plays the guitar while Happy and Vernon accompany him. Air Date : 19th-Jul-1977  Read More

Air Date : 20th-Jul-1977  Read More

Barth challenges Jimmy Carter to come on the show and compete with him to prove just who is a star. Lou Moffet offers tips on home music ripoffs and the presents the American Guitar Studios home study course offered by Gimblco Enterprises. Happy & band member Tommy Maranucci sit and chat. Air Date : 21st-Jul-1977  Read More

Professional football consultant Emanual Kasinski on the breeding of large men. Air Date : 22nd-Jul-1977  Read More

This episode is tentatively scheduled for air on TV LAND July 20th at midnight. Original production number: 127 Barth promotes the planned Garth Gimbel Memorial Tennis Classic. W.D. ""Bud"" Prize (Kenneth Mars) returns, and bows to public demands that he reveal the secret of his chinadonture treatment. In a rebuttal to Dr. Van Moot (aka Dr. Osgood), Phil Maltby (Morgan Upton) of Phil's Fashion Funwear and Medical Research Lab explains that leisure suits, far from causing cancer, actually can help cure disease. ""Bud"" Prize is so stimulated by this revelation that he falls asleep. Air Date : 25th-Jul-1977  Read More

Connie Bushman talks about her dating service for dogs. Radio personality Terry Guy plugs his disc jockey correspondence course. Air Date : 26th-Jul-1977  Read More

Lou Moffatt on land deals; Bassist Eddie Thomerson. Sylvia Miller also appears and discusses how a martian violated her with a beam of blue light. Air Date : 27th-Jul-1977  Read More

Vernon Taylor, better known as Uncle Sam, Jr. is back and as passionate as ever. Air Date : 28th-Jul-1977  Read More

Insurance salesman Elliott J. Tubbs demonstrates his comedy sales techniques. Happy Kyne on shut-ins. Air Date : 29th-Jul-1977  Read More

Tom Waits. ""Bud"" Prize on using CB radio to bring in tourists. Air Date : 1st-Aug-1977  Read More

A dumbness measuring machine is demonstrated. Actually, more like a dumbness alarm. Say a dumb thing, and the alarm goes off. Like every time that Jerry opens his mouth. Air Date : 2nd-Aug-1977  Read More

Happy Kyne shares the latest gizmo developed by the Olfactory Center of Toledo; the nose aid. Air Date : 3rd-Aug-1977  Read More

Mario Dorsett on his success as a singer; Tony Rolletti; Mrs. Walter Donker, whose husband sells cars. Air Date : 4th-Aug-1977  Read More

Gilbert Ulysses Nelson discusses the treatment of criminals. Air Date : 5th-Aug-1977  Read More

Local opera singer Donny Lee Savage; Dr. Hugh Slocum on his latest scientific discovery; Amateur photographer Marianne Cox. Air Date : 8th-Aug-1977  Read More

Singing duo Doug and Diana Mitchell; Fernwood blood drive chairman Larry Guy. Air Date : 9th-Aug-1977  Read More

Singer Laurie Gallagher performs, accompanied by her mother on drums. Also: Bud Prize and Sylvia Miller. Air Date : 10th-Aug-1977  Read More

Doctor Alexander Beach discusses his findings on marijuana. How the Humdinger Barbershop Quartet became a trio. Air Date : 11th-Aug-1977  Read More

Nettie and Barbara Forman on the elderly. Air Date : 12th-Aug-1977  Read More

The founder of the Church of the Devine Lemonade, Billy Jenkins. George and Sally Krepps discuss the La Fromage method of childbirth. Air Date : 15th-Aug-1977  Read More